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Speeding pullover question

SmellySucks

Posted 9:22 pm, 07/02/2024

If George Floyd was alive, he would still be high..

|METALTRUCKER|

Posted 5:13 pm, 07/02/2024

They'll provide you with cpr and radio commenter for an ambulance.
Whateeeeever ya do!
Don't be a jokester like I was. Back in 84 when JD Brown.
Shined his flashlight between my feet. He asked me "are you drinking that"?
I said nope,I'm just sipping on it.
"GET OUT OF THE CAR SMARTA"
@the spillway when you could party.no guns no knives no sticks.
You either won or you got beat. Nobody died.

sparkling water

Posted 3:48 pm, 06/30/2024

Brilliant

the dog's butler

Posted 2:44 pm, 06/30/2024

When the officer asks for your licence and registration, say "OK but I have a gun in my glove compartment. Oh and a dead body in my trunk."

Of course the officer will ask for backup. When the backup officer asks about the gun and body which of course are not there, say "and I bet he said I was speeding too."

sparkling water

Posted 2:24 pm, 06/30/2024

One has to breathe in order to say "I can't breathe "

hillbilly666

Posted 1:52 pm, 06/30/2024

Let's just hope for their own sake that any cop who comes in contact with you is wearing closed toe shoes!

Actually

Posted 1:35 pm, 06/30/2024

At what point can you play this card?


I dindunuffinn

DB Cooper

Posted 1:24 pm, 06/30/2024

Worth a try!

tribune

Posted 1:21 pm, 06/30/2024

If all else fails just say: "D'ye know who I am?"

Actually

Posted 1:02 pm, 06/30/2024

if you say "I can't breathe" will the police automatically let you go with a warning?

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